thetenspot025. TEN conversations you WISH you'd never had.

1. No Maggie, I don’t want to go out with your best friend …her brother either!
2. Fine, I will not tell mom and dad you just snuck in after midnight, smelling of a nightclub.
3. What’s it to you? (said to jocks at high school before game in regards to his virginity)
4. NO, I am not gay! I don’t think (said to first date when he would not put out)
5. For the love of, no Catholics are not Cannibals who eat the body of Christ every Sunday… *insert headdesking here* (said to neighborhood drunks on street corner where he grew up)
6. That is NOT my child. ( said to same date’s parent’s nine months later)
7. Oh yeah, you’re mother! (said before his very first fight in defending Maggie’s honor)
8. Yeah, I think I have two tens [for a five]. (said at age eight to a couple of hoodlum kids he was trying to impress)
9. Mom, where do babies come from? (said at age five – he’s still recovering *g*)
10. For the last time, I don’t have time to go back and get underwear. (said in his swimming trunks, holding his surfboard at Brighton Beach at age thirteen

Michael Jacob Francis - OC